Dear Abuad Students!

Good evening viewers, guess what I found in my mail this evening, an open letter to all Abuad students...ghen ghen! The writer choose to call herself "ghost" and did not specify her sex, although it was very obvious the lady was talking from experience.. No long talk biko, just read and enjoy!...

DEAR ABUAD STUDENTS,

So, this is a first of its kind. A blunt honest person who has taken the gravity of getting you informed even though I know and you know already.

You might be like ‘what’s this whole thing about? ‘who’s this person?’, ‘why so vulgar?’ all these might run through your mind as you read this. But someone just has to say something all the time right? LOL…

I’m gonna specifically write or talk about our girls today. Mehn, Abuad girls, ladies and women, what in the world is wrong with you guys? Hmmn, it’s unbelievable to many outsiders what they hear about the ladies in here; the easiest preys on earth, no exaggeration intended, which in fact, is very almost true. 

Here it goes, why would a girl be so in love with a guy she starts crying and rolling on the floor in front of the post-graduate hostel just because she saw her supposed bf talking to a very pretty lady?  Believe me, that’s not the end of it, I later on found out she almost killed another girl in Abuad female hostel over that guy. Like really???

So here’s what this whole write up is about. It’s about our liabilities in Abuad, how me, the ghost gets you informed and how I probably manage to give you little tips on how to make our world a better place. So here’s to the ladies today; how not to be a gullible prey to the mighty hands of the guys in school.

***Always have your panties on. (Zero pun intended). Yes, always. It has come to our notice that most girls don’t wear their pants literally speaking. You can also substitute ‘pants’ for ‘brains’ too. You meet a guy for the first time, or get a strange call from a soothing and appealing voice over the phone n you’re all into it already… okay, fine, theres nothing wrong with getting to know someone but honestly, some girls don’t even know how to handle this. He gets to see you, smooth-talks you and his fingers are in your laps or his roaming lips are around yours already. That is really sick you know? All I’d say is carry you brains with you whenever you meet them. (They’re like vampires, suck you all dry).

***Okay, this is for the sexually active ladies. Ain’t anything wrong with that? Body no be firewood right? My only advice tyu is lol, just always get your condoms along with you all the time. You just don’t know what you’ll find down there. 

*** I’m trying very hard not to get vulgar but, truthfully, when you have sex in school, how dyu even get satisfied? He does his ‘manual labor’ on you and that’s it. THE END! Doesn’t this just get on your nerves at times? And some people could go on like this for five to six times a week, let’s just be honest, you know what I’m talking about. My Minnie advice; keep it all in till you’re out, this might sound very hard especially to the sexually active ladies we have on here. It’s just going to go on like this, nothing is gonna change the fact that the men would cum first at times and leave you stranded mostly by the road side, or lol, you’re just unnecessarily on edge when you get to the hostel. Why not just wait till you leave school (or just find a way) and just be a “jagaban”? 

It’s worth it, trust me. It firstly increases your worth and the worth at the end of the  day is all that matters.

WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE DAY:  no man wants a borehole as his future bride to be. Better to be a she-no-sabi girl than to be the reigning princess of … in school. Just take some chill pill. They never run out, value thyself and you’d be valued. Value is more important than any other thing you can ever imagine. Your worth matters too. Don’t be to much in a haste, again, they never run out. 

Next time on DEAR ABUAD STUDENTS, I’m gonna be a virtual ghost, you might just be the  prey on here as my story. 

See ya!

N.B: You as well can kindly send your post to omotosoalex@yahoo.com for what it's worth.

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