B stands for boldness
A stands for appearance
C stands for cliché expression
A stands for accent and grammars
N stands for nasty things
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BE IN THE GAME
After establishing a good first impression, the major work just began, you have to make her like you, and guess what, most girls these days no longer believe in what we term “natural like“ .
You want her to like you, brother work towards it. If you are an expert at making girls like you, then you have to make sure you are even in the game before you embark on the smooth home drive.
The following factors will keep you out of the game till eternity:
•ODOR: This part is by far the most important factor for all girls; mouth odor, shoe odor, body odor any type of odor oozing from both your physical structure and your spiritual structure will help you turn off her switch permanently.
Even the best of electricians won’t be able to turn it on, if it means having a bath in the middle of the Meditterrean Sea with palm oil and salt, Nigga! Biko, Please do it. If you can’t stop your odor ...YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME.
•HEIGHT: This comes first to almost all Nigerian girls. Once you discover you are shorter than the girl, brother please zone yourself before she does that for you. They all believe in that prince charming that is taller than them riding on a horse to take them home, you can’t blame them , just that If you can’t do height transplant, lol...YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME
•ACCENTS AND GRAMMARS: This have to reappear from last week, if you had to get an English teacher to go through the first date and you think it is finished, brother the work has just began. This time around get an English lecturer, get a good accent (not borrowed one tho) and your tenses has to be near perfection because it is allowed for you to make mistakes once in a while.
Please don’t speak like a razz guy all in the name of you want her to know the natural guy in you. If you are razz you can’t even make it to any of the zones, so sorry to disappoint you. If you can’t speak good English…YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME.
•MATURITY: I don’t know how some boys feel whining a girl like a 2-year old is romantic. Someone you barely know immediately turns to your mother, dude, she suffers monthly menstrual pain with cramps once in a while, the least she need is a guy with pointless tantrums, gossip etc. please pity her. When you make it into the finals, when you are sure she cares you can be a kid then, but till then be a man……..if you can’t be……..YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME.
•EXCESSIVE ATTENTION: Like I said last week, calling too much, excessive care and all those are really not necessary until you are sure she likes you too. Immediately you allow her have a feel of you being a pest, brother even if she was developing interest in you, a sudden loss of interest will suddenly start to come up within her.
You can’t be stalking her all in the name of wanting to be there when she needs you. Her teddy bear was always there for her before you appeared in the picture and trust me it will always be even if you are in the picture; get to the finals first before you show excessive attention. You can’t be sure of everything all in one day, show them gradually and keep the dating quest lively…..if you can’t show reasonable attention then…YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME.
•BOREDOM: Things that turns a girl off till the second coming of Christ is boredom. Niqqa you can’t be dry, c’mon you don’t have to be basket mouth or Kevin Hart, just have some sense of humor…ladies get bored of Adam, Adam wasn’t full of action, so eve got the action herself.
Dude if you are boring and another guy does the entertainment, you are either in the “brother zone” or you are in “no flex zone”….once you are not fit to be lively…YOU ARE NOT IN THE GAME.
All these categories are the most important factors all girls consider before they start liking you, if you are not in the game brothers then ya’ll should go join the categories of our brothers in Christ, and use quotes like “God’s time is the best” “the right girl will come at the right time”
Other points are notable also but they vary among girls, for example some girls like good looking boys while some will tell you all they want is a pure heart.
Let us make sure we are in the game from the beginning before we get to the middle and realize we were never in the game.
Till next week Thursday, I remain Mr Pyaar is Possible
#oshamo
UHNNNN...NA SO
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